Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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