I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I am one with the molecules
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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