every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
