weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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