Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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