1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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