absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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