we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
