Where did you get a picture of my penis
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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