I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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