If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Also, beer. Big fan.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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