Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
