i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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