so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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