It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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