Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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