i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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