she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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