Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I wish i was in the wii world.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
