Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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