Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
