I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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