i barfeds in our rink
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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