her vagina looked like bernie madoff
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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