Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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