How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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