lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
