someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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