ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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