kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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