I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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