I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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