I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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