Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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