It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Success! We fucked roommates!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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