You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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