I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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