i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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