I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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