East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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