i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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