Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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