Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You did what with his pubic hair?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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