Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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