I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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