Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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