This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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