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so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So many bounce houses so little time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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