Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
