we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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